
Presentation | 2013
SAM and AM
- Authored by: Frank Broen
- Event: 2012 National Conference on Access Management
I am AM. AM I am. That damn AM! That damn AM! I do not like that damn AM! Would you like to get there SAM? It can help you to your house. I can show you with my mouse. Do not bother with your mouse. I just want to be a grouse. I want my driveway here and there, I want my driveways everywhere. You can safely drive your car. You can drive from very far. Medians can make life grand — If you can only understand. I do not care if you agree, I only want what pleases me, I want them here so fast, fast, fast, Why should I worry ’bout their cast? You will like AM, you’ll see. Not only will they pretty be, good AM removes conflicts, which reduces bumper nicks. To limit conflicts is the goal Reduce crash points to keep us whole. Remove cars from the center lane, otherwise they are a pain. Moving traffic is the key to functional integrity. People flow from here to there and get to you from anywhere! AM, If you will let me be, I will try it. You will see. Say! I like this Access Management. It helps me get to where I went! Driveway spacing helps me more by increasing traffic to my door! Medians are safer, too Especially when I see you. I cannot drive in anywhere for that would cause more conflict’s there And less is more, or so they say when crashes seem to go away. I want to know more, please tell me what’s functional integrity? I want more customers, oh gee — you’ve increased the capacity! Please take your mouse and show me more I like this driveway shared next door I do so like to get there fast and I want to make sure it will last. I want to help you end the dents! I want to know just what you meant! I want to pay my monthly rent! I want to stop my foolish vent! and support this Access Management. I do so like this great AM! Thank you! Sam and AM!